Welcome to Chatting Online With Babes. I’ve been collecting online conversations for years (when I’m mindful enough to capture them for later use.) This first installment has been saved as a draft in my WordPress since Jan 2011, and I’ve been migrating it around from text file to text file prior to that. It is a pretty big deal to me that I finally published this article. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. I hope you enjoy.
BT: You are an Aries right?
Me: Yes.
BT: Hmmmm. Interesting. And yes….I am a little into astrology. But you probably aren’t, are you Mr “Analytical” ?
Me: That’s OK. I’m a little into Pastafarianism.
BT: You are freaking cracking me up! Serious.
Me: There’s a vending machine in Japan that recommends drinks based on facial recognition.
JS: It would get me wrong.
Me: Greetings female human. You would enjoy The Notebook on DVD and cranberry juice for your UTI.
JS: I actually laughed out loud.
BB: I feel like I’m going to throw up.
Me: That means the baby is healthy.
BB: What are you talking about
Me: Your nausea. I’m adding a spin to it.
BB: I’m hungover, not pregnant.
Me: That’s what Mary said before Jesus was born.
BB: Hhahahahaha
Me: Is the laughter helping with the morning sickness?
BB: Not really no
Thank you dear reader. I hope you enjoyed the first installment of Chatting Online With Babes. As a bonus, I will leave you with the following transcript of an actual face-to-face first date conversation:
(First date conversation)
CS: How will you have kids if you never get married?
Me: I’ll become a black professional football player.
CS: *turns red, covers face trying not to laugh, puts head on the table*