Justin Reinhart

If I could have a real life cybernetic implant, the first one I’d get would disable Sticky Keys on any PC I come in contact with.

So apparently there is a new law on the books requiring California restaurant chains to post calories on all of their menu boards. In my usual tone, here is what I had to say about it. It’s a slippery slope. Next they’ll be requiring resident dietitians to be preset at every McDonalds.  And just look what they did ...

Greetings, friend. You are attempting to reach Justin; However, he is out of the office until August 19th and has left me, a lowly robot, in his place to perform his duties. Unfortunately, I am merely version 1.0 and I am only capable of responding with this auto-generated message informing you of both Justin’s leave ...

Either Los Angeles is burning or the tobacco companies have gotten more aggressive with their advertising.

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There are many ways to measure success. One of them being: The number of nickels you receive from charities. Recently, a charity mailed me a whole nickel. This raises the amount of money I’ve received from charities over the years by infinity percent.  You too can be a success story just like me. Just follow ...

I’ve given a lot of thought about writing, and why someone would want to make a blog. I’m not sure where to begin so will instead share with you my most recent thoughts — completely uncensored. I wonder if I should write a blog? What makes a good writer? Is writing ability proportional to social ...